Bumper Stickers seen in Florida (full of old people)

  * Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
  * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
  * Dear Auntie Em:  Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -Dorothy.
  * Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  * I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  * Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  * Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
  * I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  * Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
  * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  * Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  * Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  * Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  * Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
  * Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  * Ever stop to think and forget to start again?