Top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by 
college  students...

10.  The Last Supper would have eaten the next morning- cold.

9.   The Ten Commandments are actually five, double-spaced, and 
written in large font.

8.   There would be a new edition every two years in order to limit
reselling of used books.

7.   Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't 
cafeteria food.

6.   Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to 
abuse@romans.gov.

5.   Reason Cain killed Abel:  They were roommates.

4.   The place where the end of the world occurs:  Finals, not 
Armageddon.

3.   Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2.   Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 
years:  They didn't want to ask for directions and look like 
freshmen.

And the number one reason...
Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the 
seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due 
and then pulled an all-nighter.