I reserve the right to collect information on you and your web viewing habits using any means at my disposal, from cookies to direct video surveillance. I reserve the right to sell your personal information, to give it way, and if the information is sufficiently embarrassing, to pay others to disseminate it. I will try to get only correct information, except in cases where this would require more time, money, or effort. I promise to laugh if you ask to see what information I have collected on you. I may protect your personal information using state-of-the-art security technology and practices, unless I decide not to. I reserve the right to change any of these policies without your knowledge or consent at any time.
The primary difference between this policy and that of most web sites is that this one can be decrypted without a law degree. Happy surfing.