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Play "Tetris" and "Centipede" on some HP oscilloscopes!
  1. Enter the PRINT/UTILITY menu.
  2. Hit the second and third buttons from the left
    (below the display screen) simultaneously.

My view on the browser wars.

The World's Fastest Loading Web Page

Evolution, Take Two

A JAVA clock

The time according to the government of the U.S.

Amazingly funny web site with an amazing product!
Run by Cliff Stoll of The Cuckoo's Egg fame.


Laugh a little.
Word-Related Numbers @ Wolfram Research.
The value of a college education.
Quips and Quotes
Great Truths from Small Children
Computer Songs and Poems
Dating Daddy's Little Girl
Business Jargon (redefined)
Hazards of your everyday loaf
Bumper Sticker Wisdom
From the mouths of babes . . .
Argument for a Female Santa Claus
Making money off of telemarketers
Wreaking Havoc with Financial Institutions
Dave Barry-isms
Why did the Chicken . . .
Who is the REAL Dummy?
If the Bible Were Written by College Students
Argument for A Male Santa Claus
1997 Darwin Awards
Teacher Salary Modifications
The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall
Christian Misinterpretations
Remember When . . .
Senility Acceptance Prayer
You're Out of College When . . .
Dr. Seuss Does Computer Jargon
Deciding to Marry?
Tough Questions for Men
Final Exam
Engineers' Version of Santa Claus
I want to be six again...
Windows TP (telepathic)
E-mail hoaxes
Because I'm a Guy . . .
Corporate America in the 90's
More Darwin Awards (1998)
Product Warnings

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Calvin & Hobbes

I know who I am,
    And who I may be, if I choose.
--Cervantes, "Don Quixote"
Who Dares Wins.
--Motto, British Special Air Service
The world is so full of a number of things,
    I'm sure we should all be as happy as kings.
--Robert Louis Stevenson, "A Child's Garden of Verses"
A Letter to Mrs. Bixby
--Abraham Lincoln
KING HENRY V
Act 4, Scene 3 Excerpt
St. Crispin Day Speech
--William Shakespeare
Faust excerpt
--Goethe
I sit beside the fire and think...
--J. R. R. Tolkien
No man ever steps in the same river twice,
for it's not the same river
and he's not the same man.
--Heraclitus
Once We Were Like You.
Soon, You Will Be Like Us.
-- Saying over the entrance to a cemetery
near the town of Bari in southern Italy
If the radiance of a thousand suns
Were to burst at once into the sky,
That would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death,
The shatterer of Worlds.
-- The Bhagavad-Gita
Moderation has been made a virtue
in order to curb the ambition of the great,
and also to console those who are mediocre
in either fortune or merit.
--La Rochefoucauld, "Maxims: 308"
In my course I have known and, according to my measure, have
cooperated with great men; and I have never yet seen any
plan which has not been mended by the observations of those
who were much inferior in understanding to the person who
took the lead in the business.
--Edmund Burke
Never attribute to malice what can be explained by
stupidity. Don't assign to stupidity what might be due to
ignorance. And try not to assume your opponent is the
ignorant one -- until you can show it isn't you.
--M. N. Plano
I am an optimist rather than a pessimist.
It is possible that the pessimists may be
  proven right in the long run, but we
  optimists have a better time on the trip.
--William Everitt
Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind, don't matter,
and those that matter, don't mind.
--Theodore Seuss Geisel, aka "Dr. Seuss"
Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.
--J. C. F. von Schiller

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